24 March, 2010

LAGOS CARNIVAL APRIL 3RD - 5TH, 2010

The Lagos State Government is hosting the premier edition of the Lagos Carnival. This is envisaged as an enjoyable family outing for the residents of the State as well as a tourist event. During the Lagos Carnival 2010 the parades and floats will traverse major streets on Lagos Island and for the first time will also include Ikoyi and Victoria Islands. These will all culminate at the Tafawa Balewa Square (TBS) in a grand display.

The participants in this year’s Lagos Carnival  have been drawn from selected secondary schools all over Lagos State.
The parade by the participants in the Junior Carnival will commence from 10.00 a.m.
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06 March, 2010

NIGERIAN COMEDY AWARDS

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04 March, 2010

CELEBRITIES WALK AGAINST RAPE

CELEBRITIES WALK AGAINST RAPE NOW COMES UP IN APRIL, 2010. DIS IS DUE TO THE FINAL ENDORSEMENT BY THE HONOURABLE COMMISSIONER, MRS. JOKE ADEFULIRE OF LAGOS STATE MINISTRY OF WOMEN AFFAIRS AND POVERTY ALLEVIATION THAT WE JUST RECEIVED AND WHO HAD PLEDGED HER FULL PARTICIPATION AND SUPPORT FOR THE EVENT. THE EXACT DATE I...N APRIL FOR THE WALK WILL BE PUBLICIZED IN VARIOUS MEDIA IN DUE COURSE. WE REGRET ANY INCONVENIENCES.

09 February, 2010

10 Husbands, Still a Virgin


A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!

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LAMI PHILLIPS NEW SINGLES

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You can be the first to hear my new official singles "Over" and "Ere-ife" ft. eLDee at Reverbnation, simply by becoming a fan. The singles will be officially in a few days on other music websites.

Thanks again for supporting good music!

Have a blessed weekend!

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Police jokes

A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102.

Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 years old.

The new man looks at the old-timer inquiringly.

The old-timer says, "Look at me. I'm old and worn out.

You'd never believe that I used to live the life of Riley.

I wintered on the Riviera, had a boat, four fine cars, the most beautiful women, and I ate in all the best restaurants of France."

The new man asked, "What happened?"

"One day Riley reported his credit cards missing!"

08 February, 2010

THE NIGERIAN COMEDY AWARDS

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