AFFAIRS: THE NEW YEAR FLING
The
first thought that ran through my head as soon as the car came to a stop was to
run in case it was going to explode. I have seen too many movies, I know but
better safe than sorry.
I opened
the door and quickly stepped out of the car. I stood a few meters away from it
for a few minutes, watching and waiting. Nothing happened so I rushed to make
sure Big brother was alright. He had already stepped out of the car with
everyone else. They were checking to see if anyone was badly hurt. Not a
scratch but we were all pretty shaken. As time passed, the crowd around us grew
thicker, so Big brother hailed us a cab and put me in it. He didn’t want me
around the town people before we would have to start battling another story.
I got in
and the driver took us home. Big brother came along because I had no idea how
to get back.
As we drove past buildings, trees, I began to wonder how in a
split second we could have all been dead. How precious and delicate life is. I wished I had gotten to the point of the bright so I could know what a Near-Death Experience is like.
‘We were
just in an accident, Gee’, said Big brother to me.
I looked
at him and smiled.
‘Yes and
we are alive, Thank the Lord.’ I paused. ‘It was kind of fun though. The whole
car spinning thing but we are alive.’
‘I know
you would want to update your Twitter or Facebook status. Don’t. Before mum
sees it and starts flipping’
‘How
would she see it? She isn’t on either of the sites.’
‘But her
brother is’
‘True.
Well, I wasn’t going to update anything anyways’ I closed the web browser on my
phone and put it away.
‘I believe
you’, he said in a sarcastic tone.
‘Serious.
I was just checking on the time’
He
smirked. ‘Whatever, Gee. I ain't suing’
The taxi
stopped in front of their residential building. It was two story building.
Each apartment had three bedrooms and a common toilet, kitchen and living room.
I
climbed out of the taxi and dragged my tired self into Big brother’s room.
8:00am
‘GEE!’
A very
familiar, squeaky voice screamed my name from the hall way and came banging on
the door of the room in which I was sleeping.
‘Wake
your lazy ass up, Gee! I have missed you so much. Geeee!’
‘Urgh!
Shut up, you stupid hoe. I’m up’
I
grumbled out of bed. Bami. She is a friend of my brother who became a close
friend of mine. Apart from the fact that she thinks I’m a psycho, everything
else about us and our relationship is pretty normal and healthy.
I quickly
rushed into the bathroom and brushed. I can’t be talking with a smelly mouth
this beautiful morning. What if Fiifi decides to drop by and console me because
of last night’s incident? I can’t disappoint my people.
I washed
my face as well and put on decent outfit hurriedly.
‘BAMI!’
I hugged her tight as soon as I spotted her standing in front of the door with her silly, childish smile.
‘You
don’t even grace these zones anymore’, she said after we pulled apart.
‘I’m
sorry, love. Work is stressful.’
‘Got a
man yet?’
‘I’m
still waiting for Fiifi’
‘You, my
friend, are pathetic.’ She hugged me again. ‘I have missed you though’
‘Then
you should come visit more often’, I replied.
‘Abeg.
That your place is too far’
‘You
don’t say and you expect me, obviously without a life, “to grace these zones”
more frequently? Bami, it is a new year; care about me more’
She
laughed and pulled my hand towards the door.
‘Err…where
are we going?’
‘Breakfast.
I’m here. You just woke up and, it is a new year. I’m trying to start caring
about you more’
‘But I
can’t go out dressed like this. My hair is a mess. At least, let me shower and
brush my hair’
‘Gee-’
She was about to start complaining when I cut her short.
‘My
future lover might be at the breakfast café so please be patient’
‘Whatever.’
She
walked into the living room and sat on the sofa.
‘Where’s
my brother though?’
‘Oh. He
went out to drop Fiifi at his family house. Something about them having a
family get together this afternoon. They should be back this evening’
‘And
since when did my brother become part of Fiifi’s family?’
‘How am
I supposed to know that?’ she looked at me with a puzzled look on her face.
‘Go shower, Gee and hurry up.
We were
at the Café talking about time gone past. I told her everything from me and
Kojo’s breakup to Ayo’s story.
‘Let’s
get your mind off those silly rats and meet, for ourselves, new guys. Not just
new but…’ She laid out two invitation cards on the table ‘…clean cut, prim and
proper’
‘What
are these?’
‘Porsche
just opened a new branch in this town and the opening is tonight so everybody,
who is anybody, and is into cars, beautiful women and expensive wine, is going
to be present at this event. I got an invite and you, my friend, are my plus
one’
I kept
looking at her like all she had said was French. In that moment of silence, I
was trying to imagine the kind of people that I would possibly meet at the
event. The possibility of Ayo being there was quite high. His family goes to these kinds of things but, whatever.
‘So?’
‘I’m in.
As always’
‘Great.
Let’s go shopping and get her hair did and nails and...’ She rambled on as we left.
The
evening was simple and short. I did meet a lot of ‘new men’ but none of which
caught my eye or interest. Most of them were proud, rude and shallow minded.
Bami didn’t have any trouble with this sort of people.
Within a few minutes
after the program ended, she was off to another party with a bunch of gentleman
that had bought a brand new Porsche.
I got
into my car and drove on home to big brother’s place. I walked into the living
room. The lights were out and everywhere was quiet until Fiifi’s door came open.
He had on nothing but a pair of track pants and was holding a tray of half- eaten
cake. I would love to go into details about his firm, washboard abs, the perfect V that ran down from his abdomen into his pants; leaving so much to the imagination or the tattoo that ran straight across his chest, or his pink soft, supple lips or his charming, boyish smile that can melt hearts at first sight but I like cake more.
‘Hey.
Want some?’ He walked towards me and placed the cake on the coffee table in the
living room where I was standing.
‘Sure.’
I went into the kitchen and got a saucer and knife.
He took
it from me and cut me a slice.
‘Want
some juice with it?’, he asked. ‘Mum made lemonade and I know you love lemons
so I saved some for you’
‘Thanks
a lot, sweets. I would love some.’
‘Okay,
I’ll be a minute. You can take your shoes off now you know.’
I smiled
sheepishly and took off my heels. My feet hurt a lot as I stepped flat on the carpet.
How Bami manages to walk in these almost every day is beyond me.
He came
out with a tray of my cake and a glass of lemonade.
‘Come,
let’s got my room. The living room is hot’
‘Or
you’ve been in your air-conditioned room for too long’, I answered back.
‘Whichever
it is, we are sure as hell not staying in here for a second’
‘Where
is my brother?’ I inquired as we passed big brother’s room.
‘Oh, he
should be on his way back. He went to visit a friend after the get together at
my end’
‘I
thought it was a family thing?’
‘Yes. It
was’
‘So when
did my brother become part of your family?’
He
balanced the tray on his left side and opened the door with his right arm.
‘It is a
long story, Gee. Not for tonight’
‘Ok.’
His room
was chilled and smelt like man. How does a man smell? Go into your brother’s room
or your dad’s or boyfriend’s. That smell? Yeah, that’s man smell. His room,
unlike brother’s, was clean and organized. I loved that about people. Clean
people attract me.
It
wasn’t long before I wearing a shirt of his over the Khaki shorts I worn to the
event and we were cuddled up on his bed, in the dark, talking.
We talked about almost everything from partners to work and family and
the conversation slowly rolled into how we feel about each other. His eyes were
small and charming like his smile.
Fiifi was all kinds of beautiful to me, laying here with
his perfectly sculptured body in nothing but his track pants.
‘Why didn’t
you ever tell me that you felt that way about me?’, he asked staring straight
at me, almost not blinking.
‘How
could I? You were either dating someone or having a prospective girlfriend. I
just never found the right time. Then, you are also my brother’s close friend I
didn’t want to ruin what you guys have with my plenty emotions so I just
never-’
He cut
me short with a kiss.
‘That’s all in the past now.’
He
pulled me closer to him, wrapped his arms around me and kissed me deeply.
‘I also
feel the same way, Gee’ I wanted to say something back but he stopped me with
another kiss.
‘Quit
talking and just kiss me back’ He pulled the cover over us.
Whatever
happened between me and Fiifi under those sheets would never be spoken of. We
agreed to keep it our dirty little secret.
awww... nice read...
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ReplyDeleteI like this part Andhii "His room was chilled and smelt like man. How does a man smell? Go into your brother’s room or your dad’s or boyfriend’s. That smell? " What do you mean by a man's smell? You should tell us more
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